Bukowski is Love: hah. Steve and I went to sleep at 8pm last night.
Bukowski is Love: we felt really really old
squidcore: Yeahhhhhhhhh.
squidcore: I basically never stay up past midnight on weeknights anymore.
Bukowski is Love: if we do, its only because we get distracted some how or another. Most of the time we're in bed by 10pm.
squidcore: When Noreen and I were togther it was usually midnight, because I'd call her at 11. But now if I even stay up tha tlate, I'm in bed by 11.
squidcore: Basically, I'm 45 years old.
squidcore: And if I go to hang out with the usual people on Fridays or Saturdays, I usually get home at like, 12:30 or 1.
Bukowski is Love: it's okay. Steve and I are like 50
squidcore: I've started wearing cardigans.
squidcore: Which I think is totally awesome.
Bukowski is Love: I've started wearing adult diapers
Bukowski is Love: just kidding.

squidcore: I turned my brain off.
Bukowski is Love: If only I had a brain
squidcore: Are we going to have to go on a long journey just for you to realize you had a brain all along?
squidcore: Because I'm not wearing my walking shoes.
Bukowski is Love: and you had a heart?
squidcore: I have a heart. I'm the one that needs courage.
squidcore: Christina needs a heart.
Bukowski is Love: so true!
Bukowski is Love: who needs to get home though?
Bukowski is Love: because that is definitely not me
squidcore: Hmmm...I'm at home too.
squidcore: Max?
Bukowski is Love: I guess...
Bukowski is Love: oh!
Bukowski is Love: Rohan!!
Bukowski is Love: He has no where to live right now
Bukowski is Love: he's living with his sister because he got kicked out!
squidcore: Perfect!
squidcore: And he'd probably be ok wearing a dress.
Bukowski is Love: exactly
Bukowski is Love: now we just need an asshole who is trying to ruin our plans and someone whose going to make us see the light
squidcore: Hmmm....
squidcore: Does everyone still hate Adam? He could be the witch.
squidcore: But who to make us see the light...
Bukowski is Love: no idea.
Bukowski is Love: I mean, we're all pretty bitter for the most part.
squidcore: Erich is pretty positive.
Bukowski is Love: I'm not sure anyone could convince all of us
squidcore: JASON
squidcore: Jason is the most positive person on earth.
squidcore: That's not high all the time.
Bukowski is Love: yeah but could he convince Christina that she has a heart?
squidcore: I think he could.
squidcore: You do realize at this point we have to throw a Wizard of Oz themed New Year's party, right?
Bukowski is Love: haha. seriously.
squidcore: I'll need a lion costume...I'm sure I could borrow a khaki colored fur lined coat from someone.
Bukowski is Love: It wouldn't be that hard for me to dress like a scarecrow...
squidcore: Christina could wear grey pants and grey hoodie.
Bukowski is Love: now its just a matter of finding Rohan a dress...
squidcore: brb, gotta get laundry.
Bukowski is Love: and also that this is a good idea.
squidcore: This is a great idea.
Bukowski is Love: I meant convince everyone else this is a good idea.
squidcore: Oh.
squidcore: That will be much harder.
Bukowski is Love: I think that will be the hardest part
squidcore: By far.
squidcore: I'm not entirely sure it's possible.
Bukowski is Love: me neither.
squidcore: Oh well.
squidcore: I'm comfortable ignoring it until I'm drunk enough to yell at people for not playing along.
Bukowski is Love: haha. pretty much.
squidcore: I can't wait to see the looks on their faces.
squidcore: Hopefully I'll remember them the next day.




squidcore: Don't get preggers, abortions are expensive.

ef fy o u0 4: In 1954, while attending Northwestern High School, he began working for WTOP-TV creating puppets for a Saturday morning children's show. After graduating from high school, Henson enrolled at University of Maryland, College Park as a studio arts major
ef fy o u0 4: IT COULD BE YOU.

Bukowski is Love: we don't even have that in Damascus
Bukowski is Love: not that I would hunt anyway
ladyrepublica: lol
ladyrepublica: right
Bukowski is Love: but it would be nice to have something besides cow tipping
ladyrepublica: hahaha
ladyrepublica: maybe you could hug the cows instead
Bukowski is Love: haha.
Bukowski is Love: cows are stinky
ladyrepublica: true
ladyrepublica: also tasty
ladyrepublica: maybe you could go cow hunting
ladyrepublica: disguise yourself as a bale of hay
ladyrepublica: only problem is hunting a cow would be like hunting a sofa
Bukowski is Love: not too exciting.
Bukowski is Love: plus I don't really have access to anything that would take down a cow
ladyrepublica: hahaha
ladyrepublica: you could wrestle it
Bukowski is Love: ...I'm 5'2"
Bukowski is Love: the cow is probably taller then me
ladyrepublica: so?
ladyrepublica: you could do it
Bukowski is Love: I think I would just end up riding the cow around like a horse
Bukowski is Love: a very slow horse

Bukowski is Love: the only limits you have is the limits you place on yourself
Bukowski is Love: I'M SO FREAKING DEEP
squidcore: Oh obviously.
Bukowski is Love: don't mock me!
squidcore: I'm not mocking you!
squidcore: You were mocking yourself!
Bukowski is Love: ...no I wasn't.
Bukowski is Love: I am FREAKING DEEP
Bukowski is Love: DEEP AS AN OCEAN
squidcore: WHICH OCEAN?
squidcore: SOME ARE MORE DEEP THAN OTHERS
Bukowski is Love: THE DEEPEST OCEAN
squidcore: THEN THIS DEEP
squidcore: http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/gen99/gen99058.htm
Bukowski is Love: yes. that deep.
squidcore: That's pretty deep.
squidcore: Congratulations.
Bukowski is Love: Thank you. please send all checks to my secretary.
squidcore: Why would I be sending you checks?
Bukowski is Love: because I am so deep and awesome you want to send me money so I continue being deep and awesome.
Bukowski is Love: its my new job.

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"Music is the only thing that makes sense anymore... play it loud enough and it keeps the demons at bay. "

the better half.
wmuc 88.1 fm.
8pm-10pm tues.
wmucradio.com.
get listenin', kids.

"We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same."

"I have a drinking problem, it takes me like 31 beers to get drunk"
"That's not a drinking problem, that's expensive."



notoriusdl: clean a lot
notoriusdl: r u all for hire?
notoriusdl: i'll pay more than working the corner



steveontrial: YOU ARE BETTER THAN COLLEGE

squidcore: I'm going to suggest that we settle arguments with dance offs in the lab from now on.
squidcore: Since I'm fairly sure I'll win them all.

notoriusdl: the bump and grind is far more fascinating when y rock the stilts.

Bukowski is Love: Christina and I won a lizard playing fish pong.
squidcore: That's basically exactly what I think it is, right?
Bukowski is Love: throwing ping pong balls into fish bowls? yes
squidcore: All those skills finally came in handy, eh?
Bukowski is Love: exactly.
Bukowski is Love: I was wearing my MD hat and the dude was like, "you must really go to MD"
Bukowski is Love: I chuckled.
squidcore: He knows what's up.



Mjnova83: all you need to do now is appear in an eastern motors ad

"That hoodie is sweet. Where'd you get it?"
"Pg Plaza"
"You're so gangsta"

SRU: Special Rape Unit.
"That's what R. Kelly calls whats in his boxers"

I never know what to expect, so I'll expect the worst. And I know you won't let me down.

and I wished I was someone else. and I wished it was warmer. and when I got home, I thought about you. like a desperate policeman, searching for clues. and I almost passed out, just then. and I shut my eyes again. headed for the dark hillsides. in the hidden places.

Yeah, I'm pouring myself some whiskey, I'm gonna get real fucking drunk. I'm pouring some whiskey right now, I'm going to get so so drunk, pass out, and forget your face by the time I wake up.

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I can be thin with big breasts and big hair. Take me apart. Make me into anything, but just love me.

There's a whole world down in the ocean. filled with talking shrimp, and boys who call you back. but my breath won't hold long enough.

I was going to figure out the postage, and send you my heart. But my friends talked me out of it. The said "Why would you send him something broken?"

And so I drink to stay warm.
And to kill selected memories.
Because I just can’t think anymore about that or about her tonight.

As Ray Porter watches Mirabelle walk away he feels a loss. How is it possible, he thinks, to miss a woman whom he kept at a distance so that when she was gone he would not miss her. Only then does he realize that wanting part of her and not all of her had hurt them both and how he cannot justify his actions except that... well... it was life.

effyou04: HAR. HAR. HAR.
Bukowski is Love: I'm funny. I know.
effyou04: sooooo god damn funny
effyou04: so funny i cant stop laughing.


mjnova83: you and christina, quite a comedy duo

“I drove all the way to New York and SOHO to buy shoes. My name is Carrie Bradshaw. Next week's column will be all about sex…in my shoes.” – Adam and Mel mocking me.







The way I feel about you baby, can't explain it. You got the best of my love.

Let's save our money this summer
and next year we'll go on tour.
I'll take lots of pictures
and you will perform.
Maybe we'll make a name for ourselves
and maybe we won't.

Whatever, most people who win the lottery die broke.



Me: I have too many holes and not enough earrings.
Max: Put a dick in it?

effyou04: i try to sway away from falling in love with sneakers.
effyou04: especially gay ones
effyou04: they cant give me what i need.




Bukowski is Love: I am rolling my eyes right now
Bukowski is Love: you can't see me
Bukowski is Love: but I am
effyou04: and i am jerking off right now
effyou04: you cant see me
effyou04: but i am.
Bukowski is Love: ew. pervert.

[02:03] effyou04: i cant jerk off
[02:03] effyou04: i dont have a penis.
[02:03] effyou04: yet.


[02:04] effyou04: OUT OF CONTEXT.
[02:04] effyou04: YOU ARE LIKE THE DIAMONDBACK
[02:04] effyou04: TAKE WHAT YOU WANT
[02:04] effyou04: DUMP THE REST.
[02:04] effyou04: YOU ARE LIKE THE DIAMONDBACK

Bukowski is Love: why are all my friends drunks?
ef fy o u0 4: because you yourself are a drunk?
ef fy o u0 4: that is the only explanation.
Bukowski is Love: I am not drunk!
Bukowski is Love: I haven't drank since...
Bukowski is Love: what did we do on Saturday?
ef fy o u0 4: i dont remember.
Bukowski is Love: me neither
ef fy o u0 4: exactly

Activities:	being awesome, country song karaoke, doing snow dances and making it snow, competing with Adam for cockiest person on campus, procrastinating, eating wawa sandwiches, collecting all over print hoodies, playing puzzle pirates, not sleeping, being classy
Interests:	Sarah's boobs, shoes, grillz, art, having fun, the zzyzzva
Favorite Music:	The Thermals, Mountain Goats, Alkaline Trio, The Blow, Swan Lake, Matt and Kim, Bright Eyes
Favorite TV Shows:	sex and the city, gilmore girls, ugly betty, grey's anatomy
Favorite Movies:	magnolia
Favorite Books:	Herland, Post Office, Diary
Favorite Quotes:	"the way to create art is to burn and destroy ordinary concepts and to substitute them with new truths that run down from the top of the head and out from the heart." [Charles Bukowski <3] "To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing." "What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you love. That's what matters. That's the only thing that counts. " "Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes, they bring you down, and sometimes, like now, they get you so high."
About Me:	"Jackie has more photo comments than wall posts. The normal rules of Facebook do not apply to Jackie." - Scott "You are the most deep seated cocky bastard ever." - Colm