ef fy o u0 4: no motr alcohol for you
ef fy o u0 4: you make bad decicions when your drunk

Me: "I think I am going to ask my parents for the ice cream attachment for my kitchen aid for christmas"
Christina: "That's the gayest thing I have ever heard."



"Have you ever been to the library?"
"No, I'm white."

"Because you're fantastic, Jackie. If there's nobody around that likes you then something has gone horribly wrong with the world."