x <3 x

TENlegrrrTEN: oh poop
seasickmnky: I don't really know what kind of fetish you are into but I don't really want to hear about them. especially not your poop fetish...
TENlegrrrTEN: mm tasty
TENlegrrrTEN: [gags]
seasickmnky: I don't want to hear about your roman showers fetish either!!!
TENlegrrrTEN: fiiiiiiiiiiine
TENlegrrrTEN: .......sigh
seasickmnky: ewwwy...I feel so bad for David.....

You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while you just can be a real cunt.



my favorite accident. flew up on to rooftops. a dove in disguise. little did I know how right I was. so keep smiling beautiful. I never want to see you stop.



Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy



I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay?
You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man, bad man.

OnClowd009 (8:44:05 PM): i just hacked up a kidney
seasickmnky (8:44:33 PM): oOoo. yummy.
seasickmnky (8:44:46 PM): with a little olive oil. mMmm
OnClowd009 (8:44:55 PM): ewwwwww
OnClowd009 (8:45:02 PM): ketchup jackie ....u use ketchup
seasickmnky (8:45:27 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwww. ketchup is the devil
seasickmnky (8:45:29 PM): nasty!
OnClowd009 (8:45:43 PM): not with kidneys
OnClowd009 (8:45:52 PM): plus how would u know
seasickmnky (8:47:11 PM): how would I know that ketchup is nasty?
seasickmnky (8:47:25 PM): it smells bad and makes me want to puke just looking at it
OnClowd009 (8:47:29 PM): how would u know that ketchup is nasty with kidneys
seasickmnky (8:47:46 PM): because ketchup is nasty in general
seasickmnky (8:47:54 PM): and not good with ANTYHING
OnClowd009 (8:48:25 PM): ok fine.....if u arent gonna use ketchup you use pickle juice with kidneys
OnClowd009 (8:48:26 PM): haha
seasickmnky (8:48:36 PM): no!
seasickmnky (8:48:45 PM): olive oil and old bay
seasickmnky (8:48:49 PM): yummmm
OnClowd009 (8:48:49 PM): ewwwwwwww no
OnClowd009 (8:49:36 PM): you just need help eating ur organs
seasickmnky (8:50:10 PM): no way dude.
seasickmnky (8:50:16 PM): I've had kidney before
seasickmnky (8:50:23 PM): why do you think my mom only has one?
OnClowd009 (8:50:39 PM): hello...OUR MOM
seasickmnky (8:52:07 PM): okay okay. well she still only has one
OnClowd009 (8:52:09 PM): and it bc of that thing that happened back in 1993
OnClowd009 (8:52:22 PM): u didnt even know what a kidney was back then
seasickmnky (8:53:42 PM): ...no. I ate it!!
OnClowd009 (8:53:50 PM): NO U DIDNT
OnClowd009 (8:56:01 PM): your just jealous
seasickmnky (8:56:10 PM): nope
seasickmnky (8:56:12 PM): not at al
seasickmnky (8:56:14 PM): l
OnClowd009 (8:56:14 PM): cause u dotn knwo hwo to eat a kidney
seasickmnky (8:56:16 PM): I ate it
seasickmnky (8:56:19 PM): and it was yummy
OnClowd009 (8:56:27 PM): no no u di'int
seasickmnky (8:56:46 PM): you're jealous because you've never eaten kidney before
OnClowd009 (8:57:23 PM): im eating mine righ tnow
seasickmnky (8:59:00 PM): uhuh. sure
seasickmnky (8:59:06 PM): that's not realy
seasickmnky (8:59:11 PM): you're probably eating liver
OnClowd009 (8:59:17 PM): i already ate that
OnClowd009 (8:59:19 PM): this morning
seasickmnky (8:59:52 PM): lies
seasickmnky (8:59:53 PM): all lie
seasickmnky (8:59:57 PM): s
seasickmnky (8:59:57 PM): !!!
seasickmnky (9:00:00 PM): blasphamous!!!
OnClowd009 (9:01:08 PM): ur the pathological liar
seasickmnky (9:02:03 PM): psh...I don't know what you're talking about...
OnClowd009 (9:06:46 PM): excuse me miss i eat liver
seasickmnky (9:07:09 PM): psh. KIDNEY
OnClowd009 (9:07:24 PM): psh.....liver lover
seasickmnky (9:08:52 PM): i love your liver
OnClowd009 (9:09:08 PM): awww i love your liver too
seasickmnky (9:09:17 PM): yay!
OnClowd009 (9:09:37 PM): your liver is sooo hot
seasickmnky (9:10:02 PM): oh and yours is damn sexy
OnClowd009 (9:10:35 PM): oh geez stop making me blush
seasickmnky (9:12:19 PM): haha. aww but your organs just turn me on so much!
OnClowd009 (9:14:09 PM): your organs make me sooo horny
seasickmnky (9:14:44 PM): hahahahhahaha

seasickmnky: I hope you fall in the toilet
LadyRepublica : i did
LadyRepublica : just so you know
LadyRepublica : i actually did

seasickmnky : so...I was talking to my Mom about camping and she brought up this brilliant thing that we haven't taken into consdieration
seasickmnky : the CICADIAS!
seasickmnky : and do you know when they are due??
seasickmnky : that's right...May 19!
seasickmnky : holy shit. its going to be one interesting trip...
seasickmnky : some one better look up cicadia recipes