squidcore: 'Hey, before you bitch about having kids, just remember I pissed out a spikey rock.'
squidcore: 'Wanna get coffee? I know a place.'

squidcore: If all the bridesmaids are guys it will be harder for me to catch the bouquet!

Bukowski is Love: hahaha.

squidcore: You have to take these things into consideration, Jackie!

Bukowski is Love: want me to get you a steppy stool?

squidcore: Specially, making my hypothetical girlfriend feel incredibly awkward about my sexuality.

squidcore: Want me to stab you in the ovaries?