My freshman year of high school I was really good friends with this guy named Fred.
and one day he called me Jackie Chan. Of course I had to give him a name too. Which ended up being Fred Flinstone. I haven't talked to Fred in awhile but I here he's becoming a Fireman and often drives his fire engine to our old high school where he blows the horns outside Ms. Beatty's class room on a regular basis.