"I have a drinking problem, it takes me like 31 beers to get drunk"
"That's not a drinking problem, that's expensive."



notoriusdl: clean a lot
notoriusdl: r u all for hire?
notoriusdl: i'll pay more than working the corner



steveontrial: YOU ARE BETTER THAN COLLEGE

squidcore: I'm going to suggest that we settle arguments with dance offs in the lab from now on.
squidcore: Since I'm fairly sure I'll win them all.

notoriusdl: the bump and grind is far more fascinating when y rock the stilts.

Bukowski is Love: Christina and I won a lizard playing fish pong.
squidcore: That's basically exactly what I think it is, right?
Bukowski is Love: throwing ping pong balls into fish bowls? yes
squidcore: All those skills finally came in handy, eh?
Bukowski is Love: exactly.
Bukowski is Love: I was wearing my MD hat and the dude was like, "you must really go to MD"
Bukowski is Love: I chuckled.
squidcore: He knows what's up.



Mjnova83: all you need to do now is appear in an eastern motors ad

"That hoodie is sweet. Where'd you get it?"
"Pg Plaza"
"You're so gangsta"

SRU: Special Rape Unit.
"That's what R. Kelly calls whats in his boxers"

I never know what to expect, so I'll expect the worst. And I know you won't let me down.

and I wished I was someone else. and I wished it was warmer. and when I got home, I thought about you. like a desperate policeman, searching for clues. and I almost passed out, just then. and I shut my eyes again. headed for the dark hillsides. in the hidden places.

Yeah, I'm pouring myself some whiskey, I'm gonna get real fucking drunk. I'm pouring some whiskey right now, I'm going to get so so drunk, pass out, and forget your face by the time I wake up.

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I can be thin with big breasts and big hair. Take me apart. Make me into anything, but just love me.

There's a whole world down in the ocean. filled with talking shrimp, and boys who call you back. but my breath won't hold long enough.

I was going to figure out the postage, and send you my heart. But my friends talked me out of it. The said "Why would you send him something broken?"

And so I drink to stay warm.
And to kill selected memories.
Because I just can’t think anymore about that or about her tonight.

As Ray Porter watches Mirabelle walk away he feels a loss. How is it possible, he thinks, to miss a woman whom he kept at a distance so that when she was gone he would not miss her. Only then does he realize that wanting part of her and not all of her had hurt them both and how he cannot justify his actions except that... well... it was life.

effyou04: HAR. HAR. HAR.
Bukowski is Love: I'm funny. I know.
effyou04: sooooo god damn funny
effyou04: so funny i cant stop laughing.


mjnova83: you and christina, quite a comedy duo

“I drove all the way to New York and SOHO to buy shoes. My name is Carrie Bradshaw. Next week's column will be all about sex…in my shoes.” – Adam and Mel mocking me.







The way I feel about you baby, can't explain it. You got the best of my love.

Let's save our money this summer
and next year we'll go on tour.
I'll take lots of pictures
and you will perform.
Maybe we'll make a name for ourselves
and maybe we won't.

Whatever, most people who win the lottery die broke.



Me: I have too many holes and not enough earrings.
Max: Put a dick in it?

effyou04: i try to sway away from falling in love with sneakers.
effyou04: especially gay ones
effyou04: they cant give me what i need.




Bukowski is Love: I am rolling my eyes right now
Bukowski is Love: you can't see me
Bukowski is Love: but I am
effyou04: and i am jerking off right now
effyou04: you cant see me
effyou04: but i am.
Bukowski is Love: ew. pervert.

[02:03] effyou04: i cant jerk off
[02:03] effyou04: i dont have a penis.
[02:03] effyou04: yet.


[02:04] effyou04: OUT OF CONTEXT.
[02:04] effyou04: YOU ARE LIKE THE DIAMONDBACK
[02:04] effyou04: TAKE WHAT YOU WANT
[02:04] effyou04: DUMP THE REST.
[02:04] effyou04: YOU ARE LIKE THE DIAMONDBACK

Bukowski is Love: why are all my friends drunks?
ef fy o u0 4: because you yourself are a drunk?
ef fy o u0 4: that is the only explanation.
Bukowski is Love: I am not drunk!
Bukowski is Love: I haven't drank since...
Bukowski is Love: what did we do on Saturday?
ef fy o u0 4: i dont remember.
Bukowski is Love: me neither
ef fy o u0 4: exactly

Activities:	being awesome, country song karaoke, doing snow dances and making it snow, competing with Adam for cockiest person on campus, procrastinating, eating wawa sandwiches, collecting all over print hoodies, playing puzzle pirates, not sleeping, being classy
Interests:	Sarah's boobs, shoes, grillz, art, having fun, the zzyzzva
Favorite Music:	The Thermals, Mountain Goats, Alkaline Trio, The Blow, Swan Lake, Matt and Kim, Bright Eyes
Favorite TV Shows:	sex and the city, gilmore girls, ugly betty, grey's anatomy
Favorite Movies:	magnolia
Favorite Books:	Herland, Post Office, Diary
Favorite Quotes:	"the way to create art is to burn and destroy ordinary concepts and to substitute them with new truths that run down from the top of the head and out from the heart." [Charles Bukowski <3] "To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing." "What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you love. That's what matters. That's the only thing that counts. " "Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes, they bring you down, and sometimes, like now, they get you so high."
About Me:	"Jackie has more photo comments than wall posts. The normal rules of Facebook do not apply to Jackie." - Scott "You are the most deep seated cocky bastard ever." - Colm

AD42RL: how did u pick up a guy with 1 front tooth


squidcore: Bulllllllllllllllllshit. You are the most deep seated cocky bastard ever.



effyou04: i like retards.
Bukowski is Love: I like assholes
effyou04: exactly.
effyou04: we are two fucked up girls
effyou04: with fucked up taste in boys.



http://youtube.com/watch?v=1UnYgaqW4kE



1-22 Camera Obscura 930
2-16 Matt and Kim Sonar
3-02 Thermals BC
3-05 Bright Eyes 930

If we shared our lives together...               
...why didn't we share our lives?               
You shouldn't have
to tell me everything, Derek.              
But why wouldn't you want to?
Unless there's somebody else
you're waiting for.                 
Someone who isn't afraid to say,
"The past isn't past, Derek."                
Or, "I really wanna meet your folks."             
Or, "I really, really hate hockey."

               
- You do?
- Oh, to the bottom of the ninth.

  
                 
- That's baseball.
- You see that?
I was just too afraid to be honest
with you, with myself, because,
If I was really honest,
gut-wrenching honest,
then I'd have to admit,
that we weren't right,
the way you guys are.

Il y a des incidents d'une minute qui font plus qu'une cour d'une année.

effyou04: i hate hearing people have sex.
effyou04: its so awkward.
Bukowski is Love: I like being the person having sex that other people have to hear

Bukowski is Love: why didn't you guys get the sushi boat? you had enough people
AD42RL: lack of confidence
Bukowski is Love: ...
Bukowski is Love: that's the most pitiful thing I have ever heard


LadyRepublica: you know
LadyRepublica: you should walk around naked more often
LadyRepublica: it would be total eye candy

ef fy o u0 4: no motr alcohol for you
ef fy o u0 4: you make bad decicions when your drunk