lankasky:: and i'd be in the same building as jackie
lankasky : the coolest person EVER!

You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while you just can be a real cunt.

lankasky : chemistry = bad
lankasky : jackie = entropy
lankasky : entropy = chemistry
lankasky : therefore jackie = bad
lankasky : i don't like bad
lankasky : and therefore must dislike jackie
lankasky : sorry
lankasky : it's just the was it has to be
seasickmnky : entropy = random
seasickmnky : random = jackie
seasickmnky : random = GOOD
seasickmnky : therefore jackie = good!
lankasky : *breaks down crying*
lankasky : now i don't know what to believe
lankasky : but the coolest person alive can't be bad...
lankasky : so you must be good
lankasky : in conclusion popsicles are yummy

lankasky: so since i have several different ppl telling me to eat babies i'd just like to know how you prefer your babies
seasickmnky: DEAD
lankasky: no sauces or anything?
lankasky: just dead and raw?
lankasky: not much of a pallete on you
seasickmnky: I HATE babies. all babies.
seasickmnky: they are best DEAD and out of my ovaries.
lankasky: lol
lankasky: oh jackie...
lankasky: all i can do is shake my head and grin
seasickmnky: dude don't you know... I'm pro abortion

lankasky (10:55:01 AM): well you aren't dying because that would ruin everything.... so therefore both A and C are out.... and I never took you as one to just stay in bed w/o doing anything fun along the lines of sleeping or *wink wink*..... so i'll have to say you are currently doing secret hidden option D - being a silly Jackie.... oh and if for some reason you do die i call dibs on your A's, those aren't yours yet

Auto response from seasickmnky (10:55:01 AM): I am either
a) dying
b) lying on my bed OR
c) all of the above.
either way leave a message. and no, none of you can have my stuff.

Real happiness is without reason and unconditional.
It's not money, sex, the accomplishment of any goal, or the satisfaction of any desire.
It's the inner peace that comes from not desiring anything, from accepting things the way they are and realizing the infinite beauty of their simplicity.
Real happiness is living in the now.
It is love and selflessness.
It is the understanding and grand appreciation of reality as it is.

someshadeofgrey : steph and chrissy are freaking out about chemistry and talking about "hexines" and i'm laughing inside
someshadeofgrey : BECAUSE WE ROCK
someshadeofgrey : and we dont have to do that shit
seasickmnky : hahahahahhahahahaha. SCORE!!
someshadeofgrey : yes we rule
someshadeofgrey : so officially

We waited four hours, spent heaven knows how much, and endured countless stares and whispers waiting for a highly trained professional to perform a delicate medical procedure -- with a paper clip

Jason: She lost her in the bedroom for two seconds
Me: That's when you know you're too skinny

MikeS1985: oh, alpha penis bitch
MikeS1985: go have sex with a dolphin

Brakingeleven (2:08:13 AM): just the angry man and the confusing one are hooking up now... not sure what to think
Brakingeleven (2:08:50 AM): (i mean that in a good way, lol)
seasickmnky (2:08:55 AM): I'm not angry! nor am I a man!!
Brakingeleven (2:09:06 AM): lol, you're the confusing one silly

Brakingeleven: sniff sniff... i have horse porn
Seasickmnky: No wonder Lisa is still a virgin, she's been going after the wrong specie

gravy fries
and dirty lollipops
i love the way that sounds
and everything else you said

i want to take you far away from the cynics in this
town and kiss you on the mouth

MikeS1985: she doesnt go to the barn to ride
MikeS1985 : she goes to the barn TO RIDE

Mel: You hate me? What you don't want to see my labia?

seasickmnky (1:42:27 AM): I didn't see you though
matte517 (1:42:29 AM): i know
matte517 (1:42:32 AM): i stalk you...

OnClowd009 (10:29:58 PM): ok so we have to be related.....my cousins name is jackie...my grandpas name is jack, my uncle jack jr., my old dog jackson, and my aunt jacklyn
OnClowd009 (10:38:39 PM): however im older than u so we cant be twins

Dear Daylight Savings Time,

I hate you.

I could have used that hour to do so many things! I could have learned a new language, I could have had a torrid love affair, I could have finished college, I could have written lengthy stories about hot sailors, I could have become the first woman president, I could have commandeered a ship of the fleet, I could have become the ruler of my own country. But no. You had to go and steal my hour. I thought we were friends, I thought we talked about this last year, I thought we'd resolved our differences. Apparently, I was wrong.

I still hate you.

No love whatsoever,

Jackie

OnClowd009 (2:47:00 PM): the robot is soo famous
seasickmnky (2:47:18 PM): haha. totally
seasickmnky (2:47:29 PM): He'll start signing autographs soon enough
OnClowd009 (2:47:49 PM): i was just about to say that
OnClowd009 (2:48:01 PM): i would want his autograph
OnClowd009 (2:48:20 PM): are his babies as sexy as he is
seasickmnky (2:48:27 PM): most definitly.
seasickmnky (2:48:34 PM): I would totally want his autograph
seasickmnky (2:48:45 PM): and then I remember he sleeps in my room every night ;-)
OnClowd009 (2:49:03 PM): haha very true
OnClowd009 (2:49:20 PM): how does he have kids tho.....if he doesnt have a robot mate
seasickmnky (2:50:00 PM): he does! my friend got a robot wife for him :-)
OnClowd009 (2:50:24 PM): oh good i was gonna say
seasickmnky (2:50:56 PM): that would be interesting
seasickmnky (2:50:59 PM): asexual robot
OnClowd009 (2:51:32 PM): oh dear
OnClowd009 (2:52:19 PM): how can he have sex anyways especially if he lives in ur room
seasickmnky (2:53:33 PM): I give him private time.
seasickmnky (2:53:41 PM): my friend brings the wife over.
seasickmnky (2:53:55 PM): ::insert porn/sex noises here::
OnClowd009 (2:55:14 PM): it must be tough being round cause then if u were lying down you would just end up rolling and no sex would occur
seasickmnky (2:56:14 PM): haha. that is so true.
OnClowd009 (2:57:39 PM): i guess they'd have to do it standing up
seasickmnky (2:58:52 PM): that would be interesting

you're out of my heart
like I've always been out of yours
I'm out of yours
and I'm moving on
all of it was a lie told by you
some fabrication
a story that was never true
and I'm glad to be moving on

Toloqi (4:25:36 AM): you should carry around a plant
Toloqi (4:25:40 AM): and call him Nick
Toloqi (4:25:46 AM): he will offer you protection
Toloqi (4:25:59 AM): and no one would dare mess with you the stronger and larger Nick becomes
Toloqi (4:26:08 AM): but dont make the plant an african violet
Toloqi (4:26:14 AM): everyone picks on those african violets..
Toloqi (4:26:20 AM): those pansies with their "furry" leaves :P

Fly Boy44321 (3:59:02 AM): what did you want to be when you grew up ten years ago?
seasickmnky (4:00:29 AM): I was 8. I thought I was grown up. I didn't think about the future.
Fly Boy44321 (4:00:41 AM): how about five years ago?
seasickmnky (4:01:02 AM): 13? a vet...maybe
seasickmnky (4:01:10 AM): I've never really thought about it
Fly Boy44321 (4:01:36 AM): three years ago?
seasickmnky (4:03:12 AM): a rockstar
Fly Boy44321 (4:03:59 AM): one?
seasickmnky (4:05:32 AM): a journalist
Fly Boy44321 (4:05:48 AM): and now?
seasickmnky (4:06:04 AM): alive
Fly Boy44321 (4:06:26 AM): sounds like an opening for a story, almost
seasickmnky (4:06:36 AM): yeah...it does.
Fly Boy44321 (4:07:00 AM): now, should the story progress forward, or reflect back?
seasickmnky (4:07:51 AM): what would you want to see? a painful past or a hopeful future?
Fly Boy44321 (4:08:21 AM): a story
seasickmnky (4:10:11 AM): I hope I make something of my life. I am afraid of many things. getting hurt, commitment, heights, a cubicle job, losing meaning in life, and being forgotten when I die.
seasickmnky (4:10:36 AM): but looking at my life it doesn't seem like I have accomplished anything.
seasickmnky (4:10:45 AM): I hate birthdays for that reason
seasickmnky (4:10:53 AM): looking back on a meaningless life.
Fly Boy44321 (4:11:01 AM): well, you're not dead yet
Fly Boy44321 (4:11:05 AM): that's an accomplishment
seasickmnky (4:11:44 AM): maybe. but I've come close.
seasickmnky (4:11:56 AM): depending on the mood I might think otherwise
seasickmnky (4:12:04 AM): currently...I am happy,
Fly Boy44321 (4:12:29 AM): well, take it from there
seasickmnky (4:13:09 AM): take it? life...
seasickmnky (4:13:12 AM): I try
Fly Boy44321 (4:15:01 AM): now
Fly Boy44321 (4:15:03 AM): tell a story
seasickmnky (4:16:26 AM): why do you want to know about my life
Fly Boy44321 (4:16:32 AM): why not?
Fly Boy44321 (4:16:49 AM): I tend to ask people in general
Fly Boy44321 (4:16:53 AM): its interesting
Fly Boy44321 (4:18:06 AM): and I happen to like a good story
seasickmnky (4:18:52 AM): what if I don't know any stories
Fly Boy44321 (4:20:04 AM): then you're lying
Fly Boy44321 (4:20:09 AM): everyone has a story
seasickmnky (4:21:07 AM): ookay well then what if I don't know any good stories?
Fly Boy44321 (4:21:31 AM): then you obviously think you've led a boring life
Fly Boy44321 (4:23:25 AM): and your perception of boring most certainly isn't the same as mine
Fly Boy44321 (4:23:35 AM): since the mundane forms people forever
Fly Boy44321 (4:24:13 AM): and the exciting only comes as a developing person combines the mundane
Fly Boy44321 (4:26:00 AM): do you remember a time when you smile? a time you cried?
Fly Boy44321 (4:26:03 AM): why?
seasickmnky (4:30:03 AM): I remember crying a lot. I don't remember much smiling. I mean I know I smiled a lot but I don't remember specific times or reasons...
Fly Boy44321 (4:31:07 AM): ever do anything fun?
Fly Boy44321 (4:31:14 AM): anything that you enjoyed?
seasickmnky (4:31:29 AM): I'm thinking
seasickmnky (4:36:21 AM): For my senior talent show I was ginger spice from the spice girls. I made my own dress and a group of us made up a dance and lip sang. it was great. a standing ovation.
seasickmnky (4:37:11 AM): that was pretty cool...
Fly Boy44321 (4:37:15 AM): and you were probably better than the actual spice girls
Fly Boy44321 (4:37:20 AM): and how'd you get the idea to do that?
seasickmnky (4:37:25 AM): haha. yeahhh.
seasickmnky (4:37:33 AM): It was pretty random.
seasickmnky (4:38:13 AM): we were thinking about doing the marlin rogue song really really early and then somebody thought it'd be even better if we were spice girls.
seasickmnky (4:38:57 AM): it worked though. we were horrible dancers and we lip sang the song...so pretty much the spice girls in thier entireity.
Fly Boy44321 (4:39:40 AM): how much planning did this involve?
seasickmnky (4:40:42 AM): a couple of days of coming up with the dance. about 3 or four days.
seasickmnky (4:40:47 AM): for auditions
seasickmnky (4:40:53 AM): my dress was a pain to make.
seasickmnky (4:41:08 AM): actually I think I have a picture...
Fly Boy44321 (4:41:40 AM): great...

Fly Boy44321 (3:39:27 AM): must...refrain...from porn...
Fly Boy44321 (3:39:30 AM): so...much...porn...
Fly Boy44321 (3:40:12 AM): and now he's slow again
seasickmnky (3:40:17 AM): haha. remember, if you download porn you shall lose
Fly Boy44321 (3:40:35 AM): uh...yeah...lose....
seasickmnky (3:40:45 AM): haha, you lost?!?!?
Fly Boy44321 (3:40:56 AM): wouldn't you like to know
seasickmnky (3:41:01 AM): you totally lost.
seasickmnky (3:41:05 AM): hornny basterd
Fly Boy44321 (3:41:11 AM): yeah, well...
seasickmnky (3:41:23 AM): haha. I totally knew I was going to win
Fly Boy44321 (3:41:31 AM): how long did you go?
seasickmnky (3:43:34 AM): longer than you.
seasickmnky (3:43:40 AM): I'm still going
Fly Boy44321 (3:43:42 AM): bah
seasickmnky (3:43:43 AM): you?
Fly Boy44321 (3:43:46 AM): uh...
Fly Boy44321 (3:43:49 AM): six days?
seasickmnky (3:43:52 AM): fuck you
seasickmnky (3:43:54 AM): I hate you

ly Boy44321: perhaps the razor edges have dulled, but the blade is still there, ready to cut again

I don't know what you want from me
but it's probably already gone
I don't care what you think of me
your opinion means nothing at all
-face to face

RyanJGGR (6:54:18 AM): i can't fucking believe i broke my phone

I get by on other peoples stupidity.

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`·..you